Mary Clare/ 15/ Illinois/ Straight I'm a dancer and a bookworm. Fifteen years of age. Harry Potter obsessed. Liberal. Lazy. I like crappy TV and sappy movies. I tend to listen to one band until they get old, and then move on to another band. Currently: the White Stripes. I hardly ever wear pants. I listen to podcasts and audio books. I listen to music, but not just one style. I'm not a lesbian. (Redundant for clarity) I'm half Peruvian. I go to an all girls catholic high school. I don't have very many complaints (well, I don't post that many complaints.) twitter.com/mcdc

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I think I will always kinda want my tongue pierced.

helllloimjess:

I don’t really really want it, I just want it a little bit. And I won’t be satisfied until I do it. But it’s probably one of those things that I will hate after a week. I don’t know.

 No Jess. Don’t do it.

Tuesday, December 1st 2009 7:35pm

Tuesday, December 1st 2009 7:26pm

Ben Franklin version. I'll SO get an A.

I was born on January 17 
in the year 1706
Nine brothers and seven sisters (whoa)
Am I gonna fit in?

Given a career
So I had to enter the clergy
Went to grammar school to get an education
That was all so crazy
School was making me so smart

My brain was turning and ideas kept on growing
So much learning and I love it
That’s when my dad went and pulled me out of school
So I made candles with him
And I made candles with him
And I made candles with him

So, I made my brain work
I read a good book
I learned all about the sea
Learning to write like yeah
Learning to read like yeah
And my brain works
I read a poem
I know I’ll be a great success
So, I think of a new idea
So, I think of a great idea

Read all about the ocean blue
But wasn’t allowed to sail
Water continued to fascinate me
I had to build something great

I was playing with my friends one bright day
Stole some rocks from  construction
Cause I just wanted to build a wharf
But stealing wasn’t the right way

My daddy found out because the rocks were  just gone
Too much lying, I got punished
That’s when I learned all about never lying
Now I love honesty
Now I love honesty
Now I love honesty

So, I made my brain work
I read a good book
I want to learn everything
Learning to write like yeah
Learning to read like yeah
So my brain works
I want to improve
And then I’ll be a great success
So, I think of a new idea
So, I think of a great idea

Feel like leaving grammar school (grammar school)
Back to making some candles (some candles)
No more stealing any stones (any stones)
Always be honest and I’ll be alright!

So, I made my brain work
I read a good book
I want to learn everything
Learning to write like yeah
Learning to read like yeah
So my brain works
I want to improve
And then I’ll be a great success
So, I think of a new idea
So, I think of a great idea

So, I made my brain work
I read a good book
I want to learn everything
Learning to write like yeah
Learning to read like yeah
So my brain works
I want to improve
And then I’ll be a great success
So, I think of a new idea
So, I think of a great idea

Monday, November 30th 2009 8:55pm

I'm going to make a Benjamin Franklin themed parody.

What’s a good song that my teacher would know?

Monday, November 30th 2009 7:16pm

unicornheadphones:

tinyxo:

Ron: He’s using you.Hermione: How dare you? Besides, I can take care of myself.Ron: He’s way too old.Hermione: What? Is that what you think?Ron: Yeah, that’s what I think.Hermione: You know the solution then, don’t you?Ron: Go on.Hermione: Next time there’s a ball, pluck up the courage and ask me before somebody else does, and not as a last resort!Ron: Well that-that-that … that’s just completely off the point – Harry!Hermione: Where have you been? Never mind. Off to bed, both of you !Ron: They get scary when they get older.Hermione: Ron you spoil everything!

unicornheadphones:

tinyxo:

Ron: He’s using you.
Hermione: How dare you? Besides, I can take care of myself.
Ron: He’s way too old.
Hermione: What? Is that what you think?
Ron: Yeah, that’s what I think.
Hermione: You know the solution then, don’t you?
Ron: Go on.
Hermione: Next time there’s a ball, pluck up the courage and ask me before somebody else does, and not as a last resort!
Ron: Well that-that-that … that’s just completely off the point – Harry!
Hermione: Where have you been? Never mind. Off to bed, both of you !
Ron: They get scary when they get older.
Hermione: Ron you spoil everything!

Monday, November 30th 2009 7:04pm

fuck miley's version, this wins.

vaporeon:

I hopped off the train Hogwarts Express
With my scar and no family left
Welcome to the school of wizard love
Am I gonna fit in?

Jumped in a boat
Here I am for the first time
Look to my right and I see the castle shine
This is all so crazy
Everybody thinks I’m famous!

My stomach’s churning and I’m feeling kinda anxious
Too much staring and I’m nervous
That’s when McGonnagall put on the Sorting Hat
And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”
And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”
And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”

I throw my wand out
I conjure a spell
And Voldemort goes away
Laughing with Ron like yeah
Hermione like yeah
I got my wand up
I conjure a spell
I know I’ll be a great auror
YEEEAAAAHHHHH. Stupid dark arts just go away
YEEEAAAAHHHHH. Stupid dark arts just go away

Got caught flying all unwatched
Everybody’s looking at me now
Like “Who’s that dude who’s flying there?
Maybe he should play Quittich.”

Not so hard to find that dog, fluffy
It’s definately guarding something very secret
But all I see are it’s three heads
Thank god Hermione’s so clever!

My stomach’s churning and I’m feeling kinda scared now
Too much drooling and I’m running
That’s when that Mr. Filch almost caught us there
But we ran back to safety
But we ran back to safety
But we ran back to safety

So, I throw my wand out
I conjure a spell
And Voldemort goes away
Laughing with Ron like yeah
Hermione like yeah
I got my want up
I conjure a spell
I know I’ll be a great auror
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! Stupid dark arts just go away.
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! Stupid dark arts just go away.

Feel like finding that red stone (that red stone)
Through the Devil’s Snare tonight (Snare tonight)
Find the key that fits the door (fits the door)
Ron beats Wizard Chess and I feel alright!
So I throw my wand out
I conjure a spell
And Voldemort goes away
Quirrel’s two heads like yeah
Sorcerer’s Stone like yeah
I got my wand up
Look in the mirror
I know I have the rock right here.
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!

I’m at a loss for words. I made this. I created it. It came out of my mind. I worked pretty hard. I would like the credit I deserve. The fact that this happened makes me want to puke. This was just copy-pasted. She didn’t even correct my spelling mistake. I wish that I could somehow force her to delete it. But, I guess that I’m stuck just watching this stolen posts gain notes until it stops.

Monday, November 30th 2009 4:33pm

morgasmm:

claudiaxcampos:thescientist-:


HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA OMG.
=))

morgasmm:

claudiaxcampos:thescientist-:

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA OMG.

=))

Monday, November 30th 2009 4:26pm

Monday, November 30th 2009 4:25pm

Don't reblog the fingers. I'm going to throw up, I'll unfollow you.

morgasmm:

(via maryclare)

what are these fingers you speak of. It must be pretty nasty. I’m afraid.

I’m sure you’ll see them. I’m not looking at it again.

Monday, November 30th 2009 4:24pm

raymafett:

dylancharles:

brittaniewho:

dailycuteboy:

taylorinrva:

Mark Salling… this is my FAVORITE of him yet


this guy. i can’t stop staring.

 he has gorgeous eyes.

raymafett:

dylancharles:

brittaniewho:

dailycuteboy:

taylorinrva:

Mark Salling… this is my FAVORITE of him yet

this guy. i can’t stop staring.


he has gorgeous eyes.

Monday, November 30th 2009 4:23pm

Don't reblog the fingers. I'm going to throw up, I'll unfollow you.

helllloimjess:

(via maryclare)

aren’t they just photoshopped?

It still makes me feel like I’m getting punched.

Monday, November 30th 2009 4:23pm

Monday, November 30th 2009 4:21pm

Monday, November 30th 2009 4:20pm

"I’m not a smart man. But I know what love is."

Monday, November 30th 2009 4:18pm

Monday, November 30th 2009 4:18pm